13x06 Cannonball

STILL in France, Miles and Winston are slapping each other with towels as Maya arrives looking for Tristan. The boys tell her he’s been gone and Maya plans to go and find him. Miles says that she should bring someone with her so she doesn’t get lost in Paris as well and she agrees telling Winston he’s coming along

WHATEVER IT TAKS

Dallas says he’s never been camping before and is worried about bears. Drew teases him about it as Adam shows up with a package from Becky. They are the apology roses he sent her all crumpled up. Colton shows up asking if he can use them for his ‘wedding’ he’s planning to have with Madison while on the overnight telling Adam he can be best man. Dallas teases how Imogen is maid of honor and maybe getting under her will help him get over Becky.

Alli asks Jenna if she has forgiven Conner for his outburst at dinner and Jenna says she hasn’t and she hasn’t forgiven Alli either for her obsession with Leo leaving her stuck with all the niners (though technically they are tenners at this point) Alli promises a girls night.

Before the ‘wedding’ Dallas tells Adam about his TTC method ‘Talk, Touch, Complement’ as a means to get Imogen. The wedding between Colton and Madison  happens as the kids run away when told to kiss. Everyone leaves except for Adam and Imogen who share a moment. Adam tells Imogen she’s pretty and she invites him to join her on a hike on their down time.

Maya and Winston keep looking for Tristan who is still MIA. Winston says they don’t know their way around or the language and Miles could be an asset. Sidebar have I mentioned just how horrifically fake the Paris scenes are.

Alli says to Leo she doesn’t wish to ditch him however she promised to spend girl time with Jenna. If only Leo had a hot single friend then they could all hang out. Leo plans to get on that.

Adam asks Dallas if he can take a break and Dallas is pleased that Adam has scored with Imogen once again planting the idea that jumping into a relationship with another girl is the best idea.

Jenna wants to know what they are doing and soon discovers that Alli has blindsided her with a double date.

Zoe is on top of Miles reading his palm as Maya and Winston arrive. Maya says forget it but Winston informs her it’s dark and Tristan is still AWOL. Zoe tells Miles he should make Maya beg on her knees for help. Miles likes the idea and in addition he wants her to do it in French. She does and Miles agrees.

Leo’s friend is uber creepy draping himself over Jenna causing her to storm off.

Miles takes Maya to a fast-food place saying it’s the first place he ever runs off to if he’s feeling homesick and plus it’s dinnertime. They find Tristan and Miles tells her to go to him and apologize.

Imogen and Adam got caught in the rain and they take solace in the back of the camp van where Imogen gets out of her wet camp shirt and is sitting there in just her hot pink bra. She and Adam then start making out as Drew comes in for supplies shielding his eyes and commenting how Adam is definitely over Becky. Adam and Imogen share an awkward look and back away saying campers come first.

Maya is glad Tristan is okay but Tristan doesn’t want to talk. He’s had a fun day exploring. Maya is sorry she told Miles what she told him and Tristan makes her promise that she’ll never again let a boy come between them. He asks how she found him and Maya admits it was Miles….he’s a jerk and he’s with Zoe but he has his uses.

Jenna is playing her guitar as Alli apologizes for setting her up with the French guy and Jenna admits she just wants Conner. Alli knows that and she knows Conner wants her too. Conner admits it doesn’t think she’s gross she just thinks it’s rather awkward. Jenna says there are many other ways they can get intimate and she’d be glad to show him.

Adam admits he kissed Imogen and Drew says he knows. Adam says it’s not like that, Dallas said kissing Imogen would make him forget Becky but it only made him want her more. Drew says call when he gets home the next day but Adam can’t wait and so he grabs the camp van keys to drive to find a signal.

Tristan and Maya give a presentation for their class and then Maya asks why Miles was so nice. Miles says she guesses she caught him on a good day before he walks out to go on a date with Zoe but not before turning back to tell Maya goodbye.

Adam is driving in the woods in the dark eyes glued to his phone looking for a bar as he sends Becky a text however as he’s sending it he crashes into a tree.