12x35/36 Karma Police—RECAP

Fiona’s in a great mood….her and Imogen just got into the schools of their choices (which the writers must of forgotten seeing Imogen’s plot in the finale and the fact that she’s still at Degrassi this season) and she couldn’t be happier. She cooked….well microwaved dinner for her and Drew however Drew tells her that he’s giving his notice and is planning to move back home with Audra. Fiona doesn’t know what she’ll do about rent for the next month and the months until she graduates or her assets unfreeze. Drew tells her to get a job and that he has the upmost faith. Fiona then makes a tweet about it #FormerRichGirlProblems

WHATEVER IT TAKES

Eli’s movie is back on and Imogen is showing him pictures of makeup tests she did with her step siblings while she babysat. Fiona’s approaches and Imogen asks about the roommate hunt and Fiona says it’s not going well and is thinking about getting a job though her friends are too preoccupied to help her with her resume.

The niners are in French class and Tori is reading her assignment….is she could turn back time. She comments that she would go back and try to help Campbell out. Zig calls Tori out saying how she hardly knew the guy. He then walks out of class.

Owen calls Dallas out about how he always seems to be spending time with Alli and wonders why he doesn’t ask her out. Dallas claims he’s just friends and he doesn’t want to push her. Owen simply shakes his head and pushes Dallas onto Alli for a science project. The duo try to set up a meeting to work and it’s awkward though Owen can just smell the sexual tension in the air.

Fiona’s managed to make a resume on her own and is lying them out at the mall….they are pink and I assume like the great Elle Woods also scented….or they at least become scented…and coffee stained as she knocks over her drink. Dave offers her a sample of juice as he’s now working at some smoothie shop (so much for getting an acting career from the contest he won hmmm) and asks if she’s there on a shopping spree. Fiona says the old Fiona would have been but the new Fiona is seeking employment. Dave ends up getting her a job at the juice bar.

Zig wants to skip out on French the next day cause he’s so tired of listening to stupid Tori and stupid Tristan talking about stupid Campbell and he tosses garbage all over the Madame’s car.

Alli and Dallas are having their study date as Vanessa, his ex-shows up at the Torres home and Alli is pissed cause she thinks the appointment he had was a booty call and she storms out. The date however was a visitation with his son.

Fiona comes home from her first day at work and she wants Imogen to come over to give her a foot rub but she can’t cause she’s painting Zombie heads. She makes a tweet saying how it was her first day at work and needs a foot rub….she gets a reply from someone with a picture of a foot bath….she continues to make personal tweets cause twitter is her new BFF…and it’ll totally bite her on the ass.

Damon is pissed about being dragged into Zig’s drama as they are cleaning up. The Madame tells Zig just cause he skipped class doesn’t mean that he’s off the hook with the assignment. She comments about how he’s not the person he usually is. Zig comments how he was the last person who spoke to Campbell and he told him to go away and he did forever. Madame tells Zig the only one responsible for Campbell’s death is Campbell and then offers him to do some extra credit with French Club.

Fiona’s addicted to twitter and admits to Imogen about how she loves the attention cause it’s so lonely at home alone. Imogen makes a comment about the location feature and how it lets people know where she is at any given time and Fiona shrugs it off.

Drew comments about Rocky and why he never knew…Audra knew he just doesn’t announce that he had a kid at fifteen and this is part of why Dallas visits his hometown every other weekend. Vanessa used to live close to his parents but is in the process of moving to Toronto.

Zig and Damian come to set up for the French Club dinner and Madame Comments about how the entertainment backed out. Damian comments that Zig should get on her good side and offer to sing cause he’s a singer. Zig agrees he owes it to the Madame.

Alli doesn’t want to feel upset or jealous over Vanessa cause they are just friends…..but…. Dallas assures her that he and Vanessa are done and he only cares for her. She comments about how she just got over drama with Dave and brings up the bullet she dodged due to the pregnancy scare she had.  Dallas has a romantic moment planned for Alli complete with twinkle Christmas lights…must have been Adam’s ides.

Fiona comes home and her apartment is being broken into. She’s grabbed at gunpoint by the robber who tells her to get down on her knees close her eyes and count to thirty. He’s slipped out when she had her eyes closed and is soon interviewed by a cop. She’s asked if anyone knew she’d be out….Fiona says just her girlfriend but then remembers she tweeted she was going to be at work. Imogen asks if Fiona’s okay however she’s not….Her laptop…everything of value she had left is stolen. Fiona says she deserves it and Imogen reassures her it has nothing to do with her twitter addiction and asks if she wants to call Laura. Laura has too much on her plate and besides she has Imogen…..TBC

Bianca is holding Fiona in a choke hold as she and Drew are trying to teach a panicked Fiona self-defense. Fiona’s worried he’ll come back…he took her laptop, her camera….he’s got all her personal information. Bianca suggests to just kick him in the nads but Fiona is intent on getting police protection

I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

Fiona tells Officer Turner she wants to feel safe again. Imogen then gives Fiona a robotic toy dog and apologizes for not sleeping over cause her dad’s caregiver has the night off and she can’t leave him alone.

It’s the French club dinner and Zig comes on to sing…he dedicates the song to the Madame however he’s met with stairs cause it was a love song. Zig didn’t know that’s what the song meant he just picked it cause it was French and he found it online and he’s embarrassed.

Drew and Dallas are playing with Rocky and Drew asks him if he told Alli he has a son. He’s scared to tell her cause he doesn’t want to put her off. Alli shows up to help Dallas ‘study’ as that was what he said he was doing leading Drew to take Rocky upstairs.

Zig is freaking out cause he could of messed up his teachers career by singing that song. He then tells Damon about how he was trying to steal Campbell’s girlfriend even back when he was dating Tori. Damon tells Zig he’s a good man and it wasn’t his fault.

Alli’s going over Dallas’s homework with him however he keeps giving her the brush….Alli asks why the blocks and Dallas says he’s a visual learner. Drew then comes down with Rocky who is having an allergy attack thus reveling he’s Dallas’s son.

Fiona and Laura Skype and Fiona comments about being alone since Imogen had to be with her dad. She heard a noise which most likely was the pipes or something and she calls 9-1-1. She asks the cop how she deals with the bigger, stronger perps she has to deal with and is told that the cop is a pro and it helps that she has a gun. The following day, Fiona heads to the shooting range to learn how to properly and safely handle a gun.

Zig has his time travel assignment finally written and he says he’d travel back to the night before and he wouldn’t of tossed garbage on the Madame’s car. Then he shakes his head saying in English that he wouldn’t of come between his friends or hurt Tori cause she didn’t deserve it...he would of let Maya’s no mean no and of left her and Campbell alone. He takes back everything he said and says he’s sorry.

After Fiona’s session she asks how much it would cost to buy a gun and is told it’s not like buying shoes….there are permits and paperwork needed and you can’t just get one for self-defense.

Zig approaches the other niners at lunch and while the girls seem forgiving Tristan kind of pulls the girls away. Zig is deflated until Maya turns back asking of Zig will be an extra in Eli’s movie.

Speaking of, Eli is setting up for the film and Imogen asks why Fiona skipped her earlier classes and Fiona tells her she was at the gun range…

Dallas shows Vanessa the setup he has at the Torres home for when Rocky visits however Vanessa is pissed that Dallas slipped up and caused him to have an allergic reaction. Dallas wants to take responsibility however and be a dad and pleads.

Fiona shows up in the bad part of town as since she can’t get a gun legally she plans to get it on the black market however she ends up being ushered into an ally and mugged and attacked causing her to be more scared and freaked out then before.

Dallas tells Alli she has every right to be pissed off at him as they talk about Rocky…..named after the famed wrestler and actor ‘The Rock’ He tells Alli that his son for now is his number one priority at the moment.

Imogen asks where Fiona was last night and why she’s all banged up. She tells Imogen all about her back ally antics. Imogen is worried and tells Fiona that she’s not alone and invites Fiona to spend time with her. Fiona thanks her for the offer but she had time to reflect and she isn’t going to let one scare set back her independence. Imogen tells Fiona she’s here hero for being so brave.