Here we are at the Season FINALLY I mean Finale of season
ten…..yea seems like forever since the season began and just think the school
year is far from over as we’ve still got Spring Break, A SECOND school
election, Prom, Graduation, and FIVE Newbies (well three newbies, one minor
character promoted to main and one new minor that is promoted to main in the
back end of the season) left to come.
Eli runs to the newsstand buying up all the copies of
‘Gothic Times’ before running to school. They published Eli’s story….no not
Eli’s…..THEIRS….their first collaboration. They are a dynamic duet and Eli
wants to hone his dark twisted mind and her flair for the romantic together
lock themselves in a basement and not leave until the manuscript of their first
novel is finished…..tempting….Clare tells him she’s got plans….to go shopping
with Alli for Spring Fling. Eli comments saying she was just published and says
doesn’t she think dances are trivial and droll….she says he doesn’t have to
come.
WHATEVER IT TAKES
Sav and Holly J are out at the benches talking. Simpson
finally caved about no uniforms at the dance and hopefully this can salvage Sav
being the worst president ever. A buzzer rings and it’s shown they are playing
boggle. Sav’s words are all happy and lovey while Holly J’s are rather
depressing. He asks if she wants to play another round and she doesn’t know…he
suggests they could make out but she says boggle is fine.
Eli is freaking out to Adam about Clare. He’s worried that
she’s slipping away and he needs to do
something big. Adam tells him he needs to just take a breath.
Anya and Fiona are teasing Holly J because she’s making a
pro and con list about Sav. There are so many pros but one con….she’s not
feeling it. Fiona comes out to Anya who just smiles about it. Holly J says how
things just have been rough since she got sick. They play boggle but the spark
isn’t there.
Dawes comments about Eli’s reading….it’s brilliant and
dark….too dark….she wants to know if Eli is okay mentally and Eli says it’s
just fiction and he has no plans on killing Clare and drinking her blood. Dawes
was just checking and suggests he go to a Gothic Fiction convention over break.
Jenna and Alli are cleaning up from a shower for Jenna. Alli
asks why KC isn’t there and she says KC thinks showers are girly so she told
him to just go play basketball. KC needs some time off cause he just set up the
crib…..you mean the box sitting against the wall…..Jenna can’t be mad though
cause the baby kicks and she realizes there is a real person inside of her.
Bullfrog is taking Eli to the Edwards home to talk to Helen.
She’s there to ask her permission to have Clare spend a weekend with him and
his parents on a vacation. Helen says she’s only fifteen. Eli says Clare is the
kindest bravest gentlest sexiest person he knows….okay so not the last part I
was quoting a line from Starkid’s Potter Trilogy but we all know he was
thinking it. Helen asks about sleeping arrangements and Bullfrog tells her two
rooms. CeCe and Clare in one and him and Eli in the next….no monkey business.
Helen says if Clare wants to go then she’s cool.
KC’s playing basketball and Jenna comes up all hormonal and
pissed off and yet another meme is birthed from this scene. He says she told
him to play to celebrate exams being over but she only said for him to play because
she thought the nursery was set up. He says he’s got time to build the crib
later and SHE TOLD HIM TO PLAY
BASKETBALL!!!!!!
Holly J comes to the Dot where Sav is working on his essay
for college. She asks if he likes her and it’s clear that she does.
Clare is telling Eli about how she had to talk to Alli about
not coordinating everything together. A song comes on that Clare loves and she
hops off the hood of the car where they are sitting and they dance. He brings
up the trip and says she green lit it with her mom and it’s a go….them in the hearse
the parents following in the hog it’ll be the trip of a lifetime. She says sure
but he thought she’d have more feeling in her voice.
Eli, Adam, and Bullfrog are out hunting in the woods for
Bullfrogs Birthday dinner. Eli confides in Adam saying Clare wasn’t as excited
from the trip as he thought. Adam points out the last time Eli ‘surprised her’
with the dead girlfriend and the hording but Eli knows this trip will solidify
them as a couple. Clare on the other hand is telling Alli about the trip and
Alli thinks she’s crazy for wanting to spend two days in a hearse with a guy
who wrote something sadistic as Stalker Angel especially cause Clare was his
muse. It then hits Clare that Julia died last spring break and that’s why Eli
is so clingy and moody.
Anya asks how the breakup went but Holly J says it didn’t.
Anya says why….Sav’s an easy one to break up…she’s done it a million times just
go to his house and get caught by his parents.
Jenna gives KC an apology breakfast sandwich and he says
he’ll take it after making the crib, swing, and change table and apologizes for
not pulling his weight. Alli asks how the nursery is and Jenna comments how she
just feels so bad…..KC’s spent most of his life in the system and no sooner
does he get out he has to toss away the remainder of his teen hood to be a dad.
She pulls Dave aside asking if he can throw KC the mail equivalent of a baby
shower just make sure he’s at the Spring Fling for last dance and whatever
happens at the party stays.
Sav asks Holly J properly to be his date for the dance.
Holly J nods as Mrs. Bhandari pulls up. Sav introduces Holly J to her as his
friend and Holly J tells her no….she’s his girlfriend and his mom deserves to
know the truth. Mrs. Bhandari asks Holly J to leave so she can talk to Sav.
Eli meets Clare at their special bench. She wants to
talk….things have been intense and she gets it. He’s worried about losing her
cause of Julia and how everything seems to revolve around her including a trip
planned on the anniversary of her death. Clare says they need to take a step
back and get some air over spring break. Eli thinks it’s the complete opposite
they need to be together. She says no….she’s sorry….
The girls tell Holly J she did the right think in telling
Mrs. Bhandari about them and soon Sav shows up at the Dot. His parents love
Holly J and are actually encouraging the two of them to be together. Sav’s
excited about this however Holly J admits she told his mom so she would force
them to break up cause she was a coward and couldn’t do it. Anya and Sav are
talking about how breakups suck and Anya tells Fiona that she can tell that
she’s in love with Holly J and she knows what it’s like to like someone she
can’t have. Fiona makes Anya promise to never tell.
Eli’s at his and Clare’s spot….the old church screaming at
an photo of him and Julia saying it’s HER fault Clare hates him. Picking up his
dad’s rifle he shoots the photo…TBC
Eli shows up at school the following day and wants to talk
to Clare. He’s sorry for being intense and blindsiding her with the trip but
the fact that she thinks he’s still all about Julia was hurtful. She comments
that she’s sorry….it’s just he’s so….unpredictable. He thought she fell for the
unpredictable and mysterious guy but she really fell for the guy confident to
tell a total stranger she had pretty eyes and was more interested in her
smarts. He’s going to give her space and no more secrets and surprises that
will stay in his writing. As he opens the hearse to get his bag, Clare notices
the gun and freaks asking him to walk her to her locker. He asks what about
space?
I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH…..
Anya and Fiona are laughing and working on decorations and
Anya tells Fiona she should tell Holly J she loves her. Fiona says shhh cause
if she told her and it didn’t work out she didn’t want to ruin their
friendship. Holly J comes into the room with daisies for the girls and asks her
friends if they want to be her dates for the dance since they are all single.
Adam asks Eli why he’s not sitting with Clare in class and
he says he’s giving her space however before he can elaborate he’s being called
to the office. His dad’s there and Eli worries something’s wrong. Bullfrog says
there is only one rule in the Goldsworthy Home…..the guns stay inside unless
they are hunting. Eli’s aware he was just dealing with his Julia baggage and he
shot a photo. His dad says it’s not going to make her deader he knows he was
venting he just has weird ways of showing things. Bullfrog says no trip and takes
Eli’s keys saying that he’s lucky Clare told him about the gun and not Simpson.
Holly J asks if Anya has seen anything off about Fiona? Anya
says no and they start talking about plans to shop and a post dance sleepover.
Anya says she thinks the sleepover is a bad idea. She’s got gay friends….in
fact Holly J is probably her only straight one…..um what about Chantey darling? She then blurts that Fiona
likes Holly J and Holly J knew something was fishy when she kissed her after
the trial in New York. Anya makes Holly J promise not to tell Fiona she knows.
Eli says Bullfrog and her had a good laugh. Why would guns
at school be funny? She wonders and he says how he just forgot to unload the
car after hunting and asks what she’s doing. She says the dance and he says oh….he’s
heading to the convention and would really like it if she could reconsider and
if she does to meet him at the bench at nine.
Dave comes to kidnap KC and explains that Jenna wants them
to have a guys night so long as he’s back for last dance.
Anya is zipping Holly J up and Holly J says she got a text
her mom needs help so she can’t sleep over. Holly J tells Anya she’s just Fiona’s
default love because she doesn’t know any lesbians.
Eli heads out in his car to meet with Clare.
At the dance Holly J is trying to set Fiona up with other
girls.
The guys….and Bianca are at the house playing video games
but Bianca says it’s lame. Dave wants to give KC a gift from him and Drew….handcuffs.
Bianca comes back with Twister and KC gets the idea tandem twister and cuffs
himself to Bianca….but the cuffs were a gag gift and there isn’t a key.
Fiona confronts Holly J about setting her up and how Anya
must of told her. Fiona’s mad that she was indirectly rejecting her like she
did with Sav and comments how she’s no longer her friend.
Alli’s glad Clare is at the dance and sans Eli to boot.
Clare says that she’s standing Eli up and is worried he’s going to do something
crazy. Clare feels bad cause she promised she’d stick by him and is worried
what he’d do if she dumped him.
Jenna tells Chantey she wishes KC would get there already
before realizing her water broke. Chantey goes to call 9-1-1. The boys are
trying to uncuff KC and Bianca when the phone rings. It’s Chantey giving the
boys the news. Jenna’s having the baby.
Eli’s at the bench waiting and Clare is a no show and Eli
flips his shit. He drives away and calls Clare. He yells that she’s ripped his
heart out and she promised not to leave him. Clare says they are growing apart.
Eli says it should be him, her, and the hearse. She comments she hates the hearse
and he says if he hates it then he can get rid of it. She says he loves the car
but he tells her he loves her more…..he just has to get rid of the car first
and he tosses his cell into the passenger seat and crashes the car into a wall.
Holly J tells Fiona that dumping her as a friend wasn’t her intention.
Fiona knows that they’ll never be together she just doesn’t want Holly J
treating her like a china doll. Holly J says sleepover and Fiona says yes…and
she’s so over her.
Clare comes to the hospital where Eli’s all beat up. He
could of died but it was worth it….she came to see him so that means she still
cares. She tells him he’s manipulative and scary and she can’t be around him
and so she leaves and goes back to the dance. While she’s leaving Jenna’s being
wheeled down the hall on a gurney baby in hand and Chantey by her side. KC,
Dave, Drew, and Bianca arrive and see the baby.
Alli asks Clare how she’s feeling and she says walking
helped. Alli offers to take Clare home but she wants to dance and have some
fun.
And now the end of season rank as to how I’d rate the
characters on storyline and general likeability…..
1. And now the end of season rank as to how I’d rate the
characters on storyline and general likeability…..
- Clare +3
- Eli
- Adam
- Riley -1
- Zane
- Holly J -5
- Fiona +2
- Jenna +7
- KC -4
- Sav -3
- Anya -3
- Alli -2
- Wesley
- Drew
- Bianca
- Chantey -2
- Owen
- Dave -1
- Connor
- Fitz
- Peter -15
- Marisol
Jane, Danny, Spinner, Bruce, and Blue are off the list
as are Delcan, Johnny, and Leia despite appearing this season
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