Jimmy, Spinner and Marco are talking
about a new CD that came out when they meet up with Craig in the hall. Craig is
looking over the signup sheet for a battle of the bands and he knows that
Downtown Sasquatch can win this thing….that is until Ashley and Ellie approach signing
up and it’s about to get personal.
WHATEVER IT TAKES
Craig is having writers block as he’s
working on lyrics for a song and is upset that at practice the rest of the guys
aren’t in sync. He can’t lose to Ashley he can’t
Ashley meanwhile hasn’t visited Terri
in the hospital since the accident but promises to go after battle of the bands
to tell her all about their win. She goes to read a poem in class which is are
lyrics. They are utterly depressing and Craig mocks them. They are apparently
about a girl who died in the Spanish Civil War. Her friends inform her that it’s
not going to get them to win the contest and that she needs to go all Taylor
Swift (and yes I know this episode aired long before she came onto the scene)
and sing about your ex.
B plot is another Joey one but since
I caved and started recapping these I’ll continue to do so. He and Angie are
bringing in groceries when Caitlin shows up. Angie shows Caitlin a trick and
breaks the eggs however Caitlin does a cartwheel to cheer her up. She teases
Joey that he’s no fun and can’t do something and so Joey does a hand stand and
breaks his back.
Craig tells Ashley he’s sorry…for
trashing her poem.
Joey wants to send Angie to his moms
until he’s better but Caitlin offers to stay and watch her despite Joey saying
she’s more a friend then a parent. She wants to prove him wrong.
The boys are auditioning for the
battle and while lyrics less still get in. The girls have meanwhile changed
their name. PMS is now Hell Hath No Fury and as they sing their song Mr. Nice
Guy about Craig they know they are screwed.
Angie doesn’t like her breakfast and
since she’s wrapped round Caitlin’s finger Caitlin drops what she’s doing to
make her pancakes.
Craig yells at Ashley about the song
and if she sings it he’ll-----“What? Sleep with more grade nines?” Craig then
says he only hooked up with Manny because Ashley was being a prude.
At practice Craig is discouraged.
What’s the point of working on a song when Ashley has already won. Jimmy and
Spinner then proceed to give a rap that makes the contestants of Big Brother 15
seem like….no the housemates are still deplorable humans but the rap was kind
of sexist. Marco and Craig then go for a walk to clear their minds. Craig
admits that with all the drama he’s got writers block and Marco screams therapeutically
and Craig soon does the same.
Angie still has Caitlin whipped
however soon she goes all parental in raising her voice telling Angie to wash
up for dinner. Angie says she hates her.
Girls are walking down the hall in
shirts with Craig’s face enflamed on them. Ashley says that the breakup really
hurt her and she didn’t want to live. At the battle the girls sing Mr. Nice Guy
and the boys are told that they have one minute to go before they are up. The
boys get on stage and Craig soon sings up and sings ‘Dust’ a song he just wrote
on the fly to the music they had.
Angie still locked in room and Joey
tells Caitlin at least she’s not old enough to steal a car like Craig did to
test him all the way back in Drive.
The Boys won the battle and Ashley congratulates
Craig saying his lyrics were just the right kind of apology she’d been looking
for.
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